3 Men on Death Row

There was a German, an American and an Irishman on death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1) was to be shot,
2) was to be hung,
3) was to be injected with the AIDS virus.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom He was dead instantly).

Then the American said, "Just hang me." (Snap he was dead).

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff" They gave him his first shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said give me another one of those shots, so the guards did, now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing in his pants.

So finally the Warden said,

"What the hell is wrong with you?" The Irishman replied

"You guys are so stupid. I'm wearing a condom!"

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