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Essex Naming Convention

An Essex girl went down to the social services to get her family allowance. The office worker asked her,

“How many children do you have?”

“Ten,” she replied.

“What are their names?” he asked.

“Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne, and Wayne,” she answered.

“They’re all named Wayne ?” he asked “What if you want them to come in from playing outside?”

“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “I just call “Wayne” and they all come running in.”

“And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?”

“I just say, ‘Wayne, come eat your dinner’,” she answered.

“But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?” he asked.

“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “I just use their last name!”

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