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Buying Tampons Decision

A man walks into a pharmacy and says, “can I have some tampons please?”

The pharmacist replies, ” what do you want tampons for?”

The man says, “they’re for my wife.”

So the pharmacist says ok and turns to get the tampons off the shelf, but is interrupted by the man,

“On second thoughts”, he says, “I’ll have some cotton wool balls instead”

“Cotton wool balls instead of tampons?” the pharmacist questions,

“Yeah” says the bloke, “well last weekend I sent out the wife to buy me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a packet of rolling tobacco, so I figured “fuck her, she can roll her own too!”

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