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Speed Decisions

A married couple are driving along the Pacific Highway doing 60 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but, I want a divorce.”

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph. She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a better lover than you. “

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, “I want the house.”

Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 80 mph. She says, “I want the kids too.”

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he’s up to 90 mph. She says, “I want the car, the bank accounts, and all the credit cards too.”

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you want?”

The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.” She asks, “So what have you got?” The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 100 mph,

“I’ve got the airbag!”

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