German's Fine Understanding of English
During World War II a captured English officer is sitting in his bunk in a German prison. Suddenly the cell door is flung open.
"Ach, got in Himmel, was ist Englischer sweinhunt." said an SS Officer.
The Englishman not surprisingly looked baffled and replied, "Awfully sorry old bean but I don't speak your lingo"
"Ach so" said the SS man, "You Englischers are so stupid mit der languages. I speak 17 languages, unt all off them with fluency. In Cambridge I hoff spent swei years learning zee English unt I hoff amassed a fokavulary off thousands of verds, all of vitch I keep up here" - pointing to his head - "In mine arse"