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I’ll Have a Martini

A customer in a local cocktail bar watched amazed as a man came in to order a Martini. When the drink came he downed it in one, removed the olive from the glass and put it in a bottle. Then he ordered another Martini and repeated the procedure. This he did for an hour until he was well and truly sloshed out of his brain, he was full of Martinis and the jar was full of olives. Then he staggered to the door and out he went.

“Well, that was the strangest thing I’ve ever seen.” said the customer.

“Oh not really” said the barman, “Didn’t your wife ever send you out for a jar of olives?”

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