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Following the Russian Submarine Disaster 2000

Why do women prefer Russian Sailors?

1) They are not scared to go down.
2) They’ll bang away for hours.
3) They don’t mind lying on the wet spot.
4) AND they are still stiff ten days later.

Q. What’s the difference between the Kursk and Monica Lewinsky?

A. When the Kursk goes down, it stays there and swallows the lot.

Q: What do Russian subs and used condoms have in common?

A: Cold, wet, and full of dead se(a)men…

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