Paddy and Seamus try Dangerous Sports

Two Irishmen are sitting on the edge of a cliff. Paddy has a budgie sitting on his shoulder. Seamus has a parrot on his shoulder, and a gun in his hand.

Paddy jumps off the cliff, and lands with a splat 200 feet below, the budgie still on his shoulder.

Seamus leaps off the cliff, throws the parrot into the air and fires a shot at it. They both land with a splat, 200 feet below.

Paddy says to Seamus: "I'm not too sure about that Budgie-jumping."

Seamus says to Paddy: "Believe me Paddy, that free-fall Parrot shooting isn't all it's cracked up to be, either."

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