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The Old Woman’s Sex Drive

80 year old Bessie bursts into the rec room of the men’s retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!”

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”. Bessie thinks a minute and says, “Close enough.”

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