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Animals at the Opera

Two dogs and a cat bought tickets to the grand Philharmonic concert, front row stalls etc etc. Come the day they went to the hall, and the usher said “You can’t come in, no animals allowed.”

“But we’ve got tickets, the best, front row stalls”
“NO Animals!”
“Don’t you know who we are?”
“NO”
“I’m Bach, he’s Offenbach and that’s Depussy!

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