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Married Photography

On their 1st night together the woman goes to change, and comes out all showered and wearing a beautiful nightrobe.

Proud husband says “We are married now and you can open your robe.”

She opens her robe and he is astonished. “Let me take your picture,” he says, “you are so beautiful.”

“What for?” asks wife

“So I can carry your beauty next to my heart,” he says and takes a picture.

Man goes to change comes back similarly attired.

“You can take off your robe in front of me now,” says wife, and he does

“Let me take your picture,” says wife.

“What for?” says husband

“So I can get it enlarged!”

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