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Rural Birth

A country doctor went to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no-one was at home except for labouring mother and her 5 year old child.

The doctor told the boy to hold the lantern and he duly delivered the baby. The doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5 year old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again" the 5 year old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

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