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Adam’s Bargain with God

Adam was feeling very lonely and looking dejected in the Garden of Eden.

God asked Adam: “What is wrong with you?”
Adam replied: “I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
God said he would give Adam a companion, called a “woman”.

God told Adam:
“This woman will cook for you and wash your clothes, when you’ll have some. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and she will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”

Adam asked God: “What will a woman like this cost?”
God said: “An arm and a leg.”
Adam asked: “What can I get for just a rib?”

The rest is history…

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