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Little Johnny in Maths Class

Little Johnny’s in his math class. The teacher is explaining subtraction to the kids. She poses this question to the class: “If three pigeons are perched on a wire and you shoot one off, how many are left?” The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand.

“You know the answer Johnny?” the teacher asks.

“Yes I do. If three pigeons are on a wire and you shoot one off, none are left. The other two would fly away.”

The teacher seems amused, but calmly corrects Johnny. “No Johnny, if you shoot one off, two are left, but I like the way you’re thinking.”

This only frustrates Johnny. About five minutes before class ends, Johnny raises his hand again.

“Yes Johnny,” the teacher asks.

Johnny says, “Three women are sitting on a park bench all eating icecream cones. One’s bitting it, one’s licking it, and one’s sucking it; Which one’s married?”

The teacher seems a little confused, but decides to answer, “The one sucking it?”

Little Johnny replies, “No, the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”

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