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The Lord helps those He can

One day in heaven, the Lord decided he would visit the Earth and take a stroll, after all it was a lovely summer’s day. Walking down the road, the Lord encountered a man who was crying. The Lord asked the man, “Why are you crying, my son?” The man said that he was blind and had never seen a sunset. The Lord touched the man…he could see, and he was happy.

As the Lord walked further, he met another man crying and asked, “Why are you crying, my son?” The man was born a cripple and was never able to walk. The Lord touched him, he was able to walk, and he was happy.

Farther down the road, the Lord met another man who was crying and asked, “Why are you crying, my son?” The man said, “Lord, I work for the Government.” The Lord sat down and cried with him.

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