A Perfect Bentley
A lady walked into a Bentley dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect, and fully equiped automobile she had ever seen.
As she approached the car to inspect it closer, she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed : standing right there behind her, was a salesman, who nonetheless greeted her with a pleasant smile :
- Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication, and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked :
- Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied :
- Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price!