Loss of Libido
A man complained to his doctor that his wife never wanted to have sex. The doctor told him to bring her in for a checkup. When she arrived, the doctor asked her about her libido.
"Well, doctor," she replied, "the truth is that every morning I take a cab to work and the cabbie always asks me, 'So are you gonna pay today or what?' And since we don't have much money, I always give him the 'or what'."
"That makes me late for work so my boss yells at me, 'So are we going to dock your salary or what?' And since we need the money, I always give him the 'or what.' By the time I get home, I don't feel like having any more sex."
"Hmmmmm," thought the doctor, "I see. So, are we going to tell your husband about this, or what?"