Posh & Beckham
Posh Spice was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop.
The shop owner saw who she was and decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out.
So, the thin-as-you-like popstrel went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tail pipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still nothing happened.
Floppy haired hacker Beckham, upon hearing the huffing and puffing from outside the house, pulled a tracksuit over the skimpy knickers and peep-hole bra he was wearing and went into the courtyard.
"What are you doing?" Asked Becks.
Posh then told him how the repairman had instructed her to blow in the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Beckham, clearly shocked at Posh's stupidity rolled his eyes. "Duh! You need to roll up the windows first!"