Stand in the Circle
A Blonde had just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut up a lorry driver. The trucker motioned for her to pull over. Which she did, the trucker got out of his lorry and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde, "Stand in the circle and DON'T MOVE!!"
He then went to her car and cut up the leather seats. When he turned around the blonde had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in the car. When he turns and looks at her, the blonde has a smile on her face. The truckers getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slashes all of his tires. Now the blonde's chuckling.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on the car and sets it on fire. He turns around and the blonde is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asks. The blonde replied, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle 4 times"