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Acting Skills of The Irish

An Irish actor tries to get a part in a play. His agent finally gets him a part but it is only one line – “Hark I hear a cannon.”

He practices the line over and over again, tells his parents and friends he has a part “Hark I hear a cannon”. When he arrives at the theatre the guard asks who he is. ‘I am the one who says “Hark I hear a cannon”‘.

The guard lets him in. Then the makeup people also want to know who he is and he says ‘I am the one who says “Hark I hear a cannon”‘. He eventually gets the cue to go on stage.

The cannon goes off and he says “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?”

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