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Drink Driving?

A man is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he’s pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks “Have you been drinking Sir?”

“Why?” asks the man, “Was I all over the road?”

“No” replies the Officer, “Your driving’s fine. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious”

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