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Multiple Husbands, Multiple Children

Mary Sue of Ohio was a prominent member of her Church. She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.

She remarried once more and this time has 5 more children. Alas, she finally died shortly after her third husband.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One catty member of the church leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”

The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”

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