Too Expensive for Kangaroos
A Kangaroo walks into a bar
"Gin and tonic please" he says and the barman serves him.
The kangaroo then sits down at the bar and drinks his gin and tonic.
"How much?" asks the kangaroo when he has finished.
"50 Euros" says the barman.
The kangaroo, somewhat surprised, nevertheless hands over the money and is about to leave when the barman says : "Funny... we don't see many Kangaroos in here."
To which the kangaroo replies : "I'm not bloody surprised at 50 Euros for a gin and tonic"