An Old Project Revived – Part Two

Following from a post a few days ago I have finished work on getting the other jokes from my old database converted to PHP. Just click the Jokes Database link on the sidebar or here to see the different categories available in order to select your joke.

These jokes have been sitting on my hard drive for about four years, but the database structure will allow me to update them and so it’s worth taking a look every now and then. If you prefer photo and video jokes, you could look at “Abrutis.com” which is in French, but it hardly matters since the photos and videos speak from themselves.

Here’s one for example :

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said:

“Debra, I’ve never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.” Debra replied, “Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache.”

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