Curvaceous Blonde
I was at a loose end last night so I dropped into my local for a quick pint. There I saw a beautiful curvaceous blonde sitting by the bar so I ordered myself a drink and asked the barman to get a drink for the girl.
"She won't appreciate it coming from you" the barman whispered. "Why not?" I asked. "She's a lesbian"
"Doesn't bother me" I said "Pour her a drink." So the barman did just that. I then went over to the blonde and said "Now then, gorgeous, what part of Lesbia do you come from?"