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“Best of the Worst” Country Music Song Titles

- If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
- I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
- I Wanna Whip Your Cow
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!
- I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
- I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
- If The Phone Don’t Ring, Baby, You’ll Know It’s Me
- If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone who will
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
- Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But
Baby I Can See Through You
- Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft;
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
- She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty
- Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
- They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
- You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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