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Clinton: Clocks in Heaven

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. When she asked St. Peter about the clocks he replied:

“We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie, the hands move. The clock ticks off one-second each time a lie is told.”

Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa had never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Graham Lincoln had only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.

Hillary asked “Where is Bill’s clock?”

St. Peter replied: “Jesus has it in his office. He is using it as a ceiling fan.”

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