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Super Pilot in WWII

There was a young man who volunteered for military service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp.

The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific.

On his first day aboard he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 Japanese Zeroes. Then climbing up to 20,000 ft., he found 9 more Japanese planes and shot them all down, too. Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the captain.

Saluting smartly he said, “Well sir, how did I do on my very first day?”

The captain turned around, bowed, and replied, “You make one velly impoltant mistake!”

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3 Responses to “Random Joke”

  1. Ariane de Rothschild Says:

    I think some of this data may have been plagiarized, it’s scattered across the internet and other peoples websites, unless you’re the content’s author?

  2. fruey Says:

    I think jokes are in the public domain as far as I can tell. I make no claim of authorship.

  3. mark Says:

    rofl plagiarized jokes… Good 1 roth you made my day :p

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