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A man takes his pet rottweiler to the vets because it is cross eyed

Man: My dog is cross eyed

Vet: Let me have a look..*Picks up the dog*

Man: Is he gonna be okay?

Vet: Im gonna have to put him down


Vet:…No cos he’s very heavy

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3 Responses to “Random Joke”

  1. Ariane de Rothschild Says:

    I think some of this data may have been plagiarized, it’s scattered across the internet and other peoples websites, unless you’re the content’s author?

  2. fruey Says:

    I think jokes are in the public domain as far as I can tell. I make no claim of authorship.

  3. mark Says:

    rofl plagiarized jokes… Good 1 roth you made my day :p

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