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Crowded Tube

It was Friday afternoon during the rush hour on the Circle Line. The train was packed with weary commuters when a pretty young lady turned to a man squashed against her.

“Will you please stop pushing your person into me!” she demanded.

“It’s not my person, it’s my pay packet.” he replied.

“Then I’ve got news for you” retorted the woman. “You’ve had a rise since we left Charing Cross.”

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3 Responses to “Random Joke”

  1. Ariane de Rothschild Says:

    I think some of this data may have been plagiarized, it’s scattered across the internet and other peoples websites, unless you’re the content’s author?

  2. fruey Says:

    I think jokes are in the public domain as far as I can tell. I make no claim of authorship.

  3. mark Says:

    rofl plagiarized jokes… Good 1 roth you made my day :p

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