Animals at the Opera
Two dogs and a cat bought tickets to the grand Philharmonic concert, front row stalls etc etc. Come the day they went to the hall, and the usher said "You can't come in, no animals allowed."
"But we've got tickets, the best, front row stalls"
"NO Animals!"
"Don't you know who we are?"
"NO"
"I'm Bach, he's Offenbach and that's Depussy!
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5/7/2011 at 6:09 pm
I think some of this data may have been plagiarized, it’s scattered across the internet and other peoples websites, unless you’re the content’s author?
5/7/2011 at 8:11 pm
I think jokes are in the public domain as far as I can tell. I make no claim of authorship.
2/5/2012 at 8:49 pm
rofl plagiarized jokes… Good 1 roth you made my day :p