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Youthful Products
His wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics absolutely guaranteed to make her looks years longer.
She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the "miracle" products. Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and said, "Hon, honestly now, what age would you say I am?"
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, "Well, hon, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair, mmmm, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you're so sweet!"
"Well, hang on, I'm not done adding it up yet."
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5/7/2011 at 6:09 pm
I think some of this data may have been plagiarized, it’s scattered across the internet and other peoples websites, unless you’re the content’s author?
5/7/2011 at 8:11 pm
I think jokes are in the public domain as far as I can tell. I make no claim of authorship.
2/5/2012 at 8:49 pm
rofl plagiarized jokes… Good 1 roth you made my day :p