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Opposites Attract

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?"

"I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'," was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."

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3 Comments

  1. I think some of this data may have been plagiarized, it’s scattered across the internet and other peoples websites, unless you’re the content’s author?

  2. fruey

    5/7/2011 at 8:11 pm

    I think jokes are in the public domain as far as I can tell. I make no claim of authorship.

  3. rofl plagiarized jokes… Good 1 roth you made my day :p

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